"Guess the BigBro" has been a runaway hit achieving phenomenal success with an average of 500 emails flooding my mail box everyday. however, we will still validate the responses on the tagboard..and congrats to Mr Skinny & Mr Shirt! you have won yourselves a pair of tickets to wala wala with hall 11 hall king @ tohchaozhang @ ahmun @ claytoh @ sexyspecs.

now for round 2 of the games..with clue 4 stepping up to level 2, requiring inferences..

Clue 3

Clue 4 - Level 2

Winners will stand a chance to score a date with the next Big thing in SMU..at none other than the legendary.........da palao. tag now to avoid disappointment!

in view of the success of hohoho3..where the 'identify the face' game was a huge success and witnessing mr skinnny being unable to ahemmmtify aheeemmmmone.. World of Bigbros has decided to post their very own online audio "Guess the BigBro" contest! listen intently to spot the bigbros born for great things, so much so that their titles have been immortalised in both old skool and newly released songs.


Clue 1

Clue 2

Post your answers quick! first 3 correct answers stand a chance to win a pair of tickets to walawala for a hecha session with NTU hall 11 hall king, where he commonly hangs out on weekends!

obs

the demise of ti kor to xiao tian.

the Ladies man.

i don't know if i should even write this post. writing about this man will undoubtedly raise the bar for the rest of us normal men, and set the expectations right up there. but as main editor of such a popular portal here in World of Bigbros, i feel socially obliged to share the wonders and traits of this great man, this ladies man, Neck [ni-eee-ecck].

raising the bar even in Cambodia.

always one step ahead and being at the forefront of fasion is what Neck is about. going to the extent to say 'fashionista' is coined for this man is by no means dua kang. whoever thought the army grey admin was cool? who!? NOBODY! nobody until Neck started the trend, decked in full grey admin attire 9/10 times at Al Azhar till strangers actually Go to azhar looking out for this fashionista, hoping to catch a glimpse of his grey suit.

groupie followers of Neck.

there was even news that the fashionista himself was spotted at the cityharvest kopitiam in long-sleeved shirt, sean paul jeans, and adidas shoes. overkill for some, but Neck pulls anything off. but whyy was he dressed like that? beats me, but definitely not because he was meeting some girl earlier for dinner. AND unknown to many, before the birth of Mr Skinnny..Neck! was actually one of the pioneers of the skinnies era. bringing about an immediate impact on the fashion scene in recent years.

the bona fide Mr Skinny.

going the extra mile comes as second nature for this man. some may say he's a buaya, zong se qing you, or what not. BUT THIS MAN! THIS MAN is single-handedly trying to revive chivalry! the gentleman that's lacking in most of us! news of Neck rushing to buy sparklers for the girls upon request, holding the door open in cambodia..little trivial actions that will touch the hearts of these girls. but MORE to that, NO expenses is spared as usual coffee sessions at kopitiams are shifted to THE COFFEE BEAN, and dinner at holland v's DA PAOLO and CRYSTAL JADE..those who don't know him will say "Necckkkk..go out with friends go kopitiam he cha..go out with girls then daaa paooolo" come on guys. bringing back some romance, setting the mood and atmosphere..give him some credit. well done Neck!

daaaa paaaaaoolo.

so, how can such a popular ladies man handle all that attention you might ask? where can he find time to accommodate all the ladies? being the smart 6-pointer he is, he efficiently allocates 2 available resources per date, and brought about the term Temptation Island whereby Neck at the end of the night chooses 1 of them. sources have also been quoted as saying Neck's favourite position as being on his back, where least effort is required by him, and he just lies there..and lies there..and lies there..

common sight on Temptation Island.

so are these mere puffs..all this talk of Neck being a ladies man. a quick check on his friendster revealed a hysterical posting of "hii neck... hiiiii... neckkk.. hi neckkkk.... hi neckkkkkk... hiiii neck...(ha)neckkkkkkkkk. LAUGHS" and "is hanoi hot or...........are you on (D)ru(G)s?:X" looks like the true reason behind global warming is finally revealed. he is way TOO hot to handle! a quick browse through his pictures also showed girls clamouring to be near him and looking contented.

like bees to honey.

contented bliss on hers.

often when we're out on our he cha sessions Neck will be on his phone..smiling to himself, giggling, making many of us curious about the conversation. going against our high ethical and moral standards, we decided to bug his phone on one occasion and recorded the conversation. some minor interferences disrupts the recording, but Neck is still visibly recognisable. World of BigBros hereby share it with you..

any resemblence to a song by Khia is purely coincidental.

random.

it's sad how the voluminous amount of fans couldn't conjure up a single comment or thought..but anyway, life for BigBros is moving from fast to furious. so many events happened in the past weeks; Neck appearing on temptation island. Neck getting a love bite. Neck decked in long sleeve, seanjohn jeans and adidas at cityharvest kopitiam. Neck on temptation island again. Neck not asking us to dapaaalllooo in holland v. Neck not asking us to Coffeebean. Neck on temptation island yet again. wait, has it all been on Neck. sorry im not thinking coherently. its 4am, the rain is falling, and he occupies the bulk of my thoughts (no Actual references please.) for those of you not in the loop, be resourceful or till next time.

oh, soccer with 15 year olds. no kick eh. ntu was recently at the losing end of a lose-lose situation: win-aiyaaa 15 year olds only sure win laa. lose-15 year olds also can losee! but this is australian national under 16. we're talking about the next harry kewell. ok la maybe we gave them too much respect. but average height 1.78m, generally bigger built, superior passing.. lost 5-2. no fault/liability shall flow to the main keeper of the day his highness ti kor, as his awkward spilling of the ball in the 5th min was by no means foreseeable and there is no reliable way of measuring the loss incurred.

15 year old australians were not magnified in anyway whatsoever.

oh, and Runway LKC: Winter Collections 2007 officially ended today. Headlines for the day: Mr Skinnny, spotted in berms, disappoints his die-hard fans. Clay Toh disappoints his hall 11 pageant groupies without his signature moves. Ti Kor, spotted with a mysterious bare-footed creature, nicknamed M-ster! Ling Yi (project superstar) was uncovered by W.O.B and was spotted making waves on Runway LKC with numerous in-out moments. fans, audiences, participants alike awaits the coming of Runway LKC 2: Summer Collections 2008.

oh, and an interesting video i chanced upon by alicia keys, prisoner of words. talks of how we are all becoming prisoner of words unsaid...keeping quiet, lowering our head, doing our thing..afraid of backlash, repercussions (reminds anyone of the military?) or simply stop voicing our views on our beliefs.
"the day you stop speaking out for what you believe in, is the day you stop living."

thoughts.

X says as he experience new things, get expose to more people, 'grow up', he start to question himself on issues he used to think is ethically/morally wrong: i.e. homosexuality. he performs the reasoning test; does it harm anyone? does it affect others? no. he cannot see why it is morally wrong. he goes on to become gay.

as you grow up and experience new and more things, will your moral and ethical beliefs change as you start to question why things are right/wrong? is it right/wrong for them to evolve, or are they fundamentally cast in stone? since your beliefs are shaped by your parents/school/friends/religion and society on the whole, as society opens up towards grey areas like homosexuality, abortion, etc. and if you don't start to embrace them, are you not having an open mind? can you not allow your beliefs to waiver or are they pegged to your experiences and the evolving society? is it possible that, say, 100 years later, it may not be morally and ethically wrong to be promiscuous?

comments?

your no.1 read.

early mornings in NTU's canteens are always bustling with activities: students copying tutorials, enjoying breakfast, sharing jokes, and more recently, ravings about the last post on BigBros dot blogspot dot com. what used to be "hey hey have you watched the latest episode of greys' anatomy??" or "did you see rooney's spectacular volley!?" has evolved to "did you see the WoB post about...?" and "do you agree with what bigbros said on ....??" such enthusiasm and adoration does not come as much of a surprise to us, but as we move on to become a more socially and ethically responsible organisation, we will continue to advise our fans to focus more time on tutorial and project discussion instead.

top 5 reasons why bigbros is fast becoming Singapore's no.1 blog read.

5) comments from fanaticals: "oh i read that entry.. i laughed until i cried.." "haha your blog highly amusing!! i tell my friend read she also enjoying!" "i'm going to look out for Mr Skinnny in school!" "why you so long never blog already.." we do value your influx of praise and compliments, keep them pouring in.

4) news is spreading that Mr Skinnny is fast becoming the most talked about character in the portals of NTU. everyone wants to get a glimpse of him, and a close-up view of the legendary skinnies. a secret admirer reportedly even put up his picture as her msn display pic. seems like everything BigBros talk about becomes news; touch becomes gold; wear becomes fasion. jump on the bandwagon now, and You might be the next featured star in WoB, and an icon of NTU.

3)WoB(World of BigBros) is fast becoming the most commonly used acronym, overtaking WoW(World of Warcraft). dictionary.com has contacted us on plans to include BigBros, World of BigBros, and WoB in their latest updated version, but our humility is always our greatest pitfall towards international stardom.

2)recognised organisations in NTU has purportedly seeked affiliations and advertising space on BigBros dot blogspot dot com over sales of their stocks of soccer jerseys. we are exploring that possibility, but are cautious as not to overly commercialise this sacred domain where we seek to reach out to our fans.

1)as BigBros always shy away from the public eye and advocate anonymity, meeting a stranger(friend's friend) at KAP Macs who turns out to be a fan definitely comes more of a shock. her exclamation after a name exchange of "OHH! so youuu are the hao kor on BigBros ahh!" is testimony to the immense potential and substance of World of Bigbros. do the right thing. click Tools, Internet Options, and set BigBros dot blogspot dot com as your homepage, today!

as WoB aspires to engage in less activities of the underworld, and more fulfilling and wholesome events, BigBros took part in the recent NTU IES soccer tournament:

BigBros wow-ing the crowd.

one section of our fans.

we let others have a chance to perform too.

tournament finals: against a vieetnamese team.

silver medals, necessary as to maintaining good diplomatic relationships (a more socially and ethically responsible organisation).

Rumour has it...

Rumour has it that our Mr Skinny Jeans have gotten himself a secret admire. To satisfy the inquisitiveness of all the friends who care for Mr Skinny jeans, we have decided to put up a reward on any information that may lead us to the discovery of this special girl. As mentioned by the previous post by Hao Kor, a quote from him saying "nan ren bu huai, nu ren bu ai", may not be true for this particular case. Friends of Mr Skinny Jeans (SJ), we all know that he is a good man (hao nan ren) and hence, the reason for this girl to fall for him without even knowing him personally can only be just the superficial "SS"(small and skinny) factor of MR SJ. I deduce that the "SS" factor on him--is probably the pair of F**king skinny jeans. Hopefully this friend of ours can still reproduce even after inflicting such great torture on his gametal-factory. Probably he realized that this is affecting his reproduction ability or "hang time". Therefore, from the latest runway LKC, there is a widespread rumour(2) that Mr SJ has started wearing berms instead. So, will the secret admirer of MR SJ remain faithful even though he changed his outlandish dressing sense (if u include the vest) ?

We will soon find out. Our price reward is a daily supply of free waffles till this semester closes for school in November. (Proudly sponsored by the waffle auntie of canteen 2) - she approached us to offer us the deal, could most probably be a mole sent by Mr SJ organ who is feeling sour resulting in the dysfunction of MR SJ's kidneys. Thus, he having to undergo dialysis every now and then) -- (inside joke, please take it with a pinch of salt).

In my next post, I will present to you the secret admirer of MR SJ and the informant-- your reward will be valid as soon as the mystery is solved and the rumour is deemed true.

This post is done purely out of boredom esp in this warm hostel room. Please do not be offended or take anything seriously.

Mr Rac.

as the underwater community is made up of a myriad of sea creatures like crabs, dolphines, whales, spongebob, ikan billis, who continuously fight for survival and strive to gain social standings, i feel obliged, as a writer of the ever-increasingly popular WoB to make everyone in the underworld feel loved and recognised for their undying efforts for the greater goal of the Bigbros. that even the lowest form, even an ikan billis will feel that it is worthy. worthy of a place in World of Bigbros. today i shall talk about that ikan billis, Mr Rac..Mr Really A Cok.

Mr Rac is a special and one-of-a-kind member of the underworld. for those of you who know of the stories of my 死党(si dang) Chen Ho Nam, and heard of San Ji's return from taiwan after he hun there for a short stint, Mr Rac's background will come as no surprise. Mr Rac chong xiao already hun on the streets of Hong Kong. he zou bian nu ren jie, tong luo wan, jian sha zui (actually cause he's homeless) and got involved in numerous fights and scuffles (although always at the receiving end of the punches). at the tender age of 15, Mr Rac decided that enough is enough, and he made his way to Singapore to 闯江湖(chuang jiang hu).

Mr Rac has all the qualities of a bigbro. his characteristic traits can be shown in many incidents in his illustrious singapore history:

knowledge:
during a secondary school GP lesson, the topic was world leaders and a question was posed as to who was the current leader of the USA. Mr Rac nonchalantly expressed, "simple what, George Brush lor."humour:

after one of his JC examinations, when his group of friends were comparing results. it was Mr Rac's turn to share. attaining results of C, E, O and wanting to infuse some witty humour with a declaration of him being a CEO, Mr Rac exclaimed, "for me, 我是 C.O.E, 总裁!"

initiative:
at another class during normal class interaction, the teacher asked the class "What is the most technologically-advanced country in Europe?" like a 7 year-old child who just got back from his first lesson in school wanting to share his newly-acquired knowledge, Mr Rac enthusiastically raised his hand and bobbed up and down his chair exclaiming "i know, i know!" -silent anticipation- "Japan!"

competitiveness:

his classmates were goofing around with crushed rough paper, and were trying to throw it into the waste paper bin but were having little success. this was when Mr Rac stepped up, and with an allen iverson crossover, he did a fade-away shot and made his first shot into the bin. beaming with joy and wanting to declare how chicken feed it was, he professed, "haiyaa this is Chicken chop laah!"
inquisitiveness:

at one supper session where he was sharing his wonderful times at ntu sports camp 2007, he was telling us about the antics of this girl, the xiong sporting activities, "wah..i tell you ah after the beach ah, still got 1 eh.. overnight bicycle. overnight bicycle. ay the overnight bicycle call what ah?"

X kor, "..night cycling."

Mr Rac,"Oh ya hor! night cycling! aiya same mah overnight bicycle and night cycling!"

uniqueness:

this was a scene at the recently celebrated birthday of Mr Skinnny, and rather obviously the theme of the night was Monochrome Night. now, initially at first glance nothing seems out of the ordinary, but upon closer examination..
there was Mr Rac! in a green-striped blue shirt! but further investigations revealed that it was actually no fault of Mr Rac, and the fault was traced back to Mr Skinnny. eye witnesses quoted Mr Rac as saying, "aiya, black & white say black & white la.. put what monochrome how i know whats that..."

as we can see Mr Rac really did come here to chuang jiang hu, but is 闯浆糊(glue)，into tons & tons of sticky situations. the above-listed traits are by no means exhaustive, and as many of you should know that, like jokes, hearing all this from him first hand with his one-of-a-kind-effeminate voice and facial expression is indeed, priceless. however, it is important to note that media content is always misunderstood and although it might seem otherwise, we at WoB are actually laughing with him and we actually, do love him a lot. we present to you... Mr Rac.

Mr Rac with Neck, another Bigbro.

but that's another story, for another day..

WoB clashes with Xiaohunhuns at KAP.

the scene was King Albert Park macs. there i was, sitting there innocuously doing my thing, when this group of xiao hun huns came about, obviously wanting to make their presence felt kaopeikaobu nonstop creating a din as they walked past. they must not have known the Zha Fit Yan of bukit timah. as i looked up annoyingly our eyes met, and locked for somewhat around 2 secs, then they went out.

so when i finally left it was quite late already. but as i came down the flight of stairs, i saw like 4 white sedans, illegally parked in 1 row. then like 3 wrx, 1 evolution, then i phaw quite seh. this was when i noticed the same group of xhh at the corner, chatting and smoking. it happens that as i made my way out i had to walk past their cars, then as i went nearer then i ayyy got parking summon sia. then i realise all 4 cars have, and being curious like how much it was, i like took a closer look. this was when a voice boomed from the corner "mai kua wa ey qia laa.." (don't admire my car laa.) i swear i almost wanted to start laughing, but being the nice, forgiving, and compromising bigbro i am, i refrained. freaking funny can, imagine when they went back and realise i was actually looking at the fine which all 4 got how paiseh they'll be. so i just managed the loudest smirk and walked off. seh right. got chan ho nam the zuo feng. then again zha fit yans of causeway bay and bukit timah must resemble in more ways than one.

sunday, 30 sept, end of recess week, end of september. how apt, green day say must wake up our ideas already.

"Nan ren bu huai, nue ren bu ai"

remember the times when 'recess' was synonymous with fun and euphoria? when we will countdown to the recess bell, and rush to play coca-cola1,2,3, court soccer, 5 stones(okay i never played that). why is the recess week we're having so different; it doesn't have to be as carefree, but it's laden with projects, readings, quizzes. QUIZ can, on a friday of recess week.

as World of Bigbros debunked the myth "Recess is a time of merrymaking and freedom", the recent drilling of Eminem's lyrics into my subconscious self brought me to another wildly debatable saying.."nan ren bu huai, nue ren bu ai". is it just a grandbigbro's tale, or is there truth in the saying. World of Bigbros seek to enlighten our fans.

first&foremost, my biz law tutor taught me to define the objects of discussion. how huai is huai? if your nan ren is a deranged killer,

and he slices you up and serve you on a platter on your first date, it is safe to assume there is no way you can ai him. and if the only huai things he does is to whisper suggestive, naughty ideas, and you go 'si xiang! ni hao huai oh!' then i guess it's too trivial for discussion.

so, who is a huai nan ren? to narrow our scope , we shall randomly list a few of these badboys from a wide spectrum of our society.

so do the nue ren really ai these guys? looking at the case of Chan Ho Nam v Smartie (1996) miss stammer was indeed infatuated with the Zha Fit of Hung Hing, and eventually even died for him. this is further backed by the case of San Ji v Priest's Daughter (1997), where karenmok bo hiu lan her dad and followed san ji all the way. next we shall examine the case of Kidrok v P. and erson (2003), where the object of Borat's desire was quoted as saying "i feel like im finally free, im in love. im happy". the most recent will be the case of Indra v 3girls at fongseng (2007[27/9]) where indra's entrance at fongseng was greeted by the affectionate squeals of delight and "indra!!(up 7 keys at kbox)" this was followed by a heart-to-3hearts talk at the 4-seater table so strategically planned by the 3girls. totally smittened by glib-talker-indra's smooth talk, the 3girls refused to relinquish the possession of the heartthrob who once blazed the podiums of mambo nights, but now shifts his attention to girls of ntu chem engin.

however as we delve deeper into this issue, World of Bigbros feel that for a more wholesome discussion, we should include more random badboys for a wider probability spread.

looking at the case of Ronow v Abi (2002-200?) where the latest development involved Ronow finally plucking up enough courage and after getting advice from ladies-man-Neck, sending an sms "i have something to confess.." only to be harshly shot down with a reply of "what? that you're gay?" then lets examine Edwin Tian Der Sar v XXX (2004) where he was the victim of a case of got-goalkeeper-still-can-score where his inadequate goalie skills showed, not only during recent games where he made random shouts of "Keeper!!", only to let the striker nip the ball and score. and more recently Edwin Tian Der Sar v Miss Tight (2007) where his declarations of affection fell on deaf ears, and indeed there was no ai.

in view of the above-discussed points and all available evidence, World of Bigbros hereby declare that "nan ren bu huai, nue ren bu ai"......is indeed a wildly debatable saying. then again bigbros never have to worry about being good or huai, as "Bigbros from World of Bigbros, nue ren dou ai".

Temptation Isteen

NEWSFLASH: NTU SOCCER, SINGAPORE UNI GAMES 2007 CHAMPIONS.

staying in hall has its downsides; no 24/7 access to my fridge of ben&jerry's, no freedom of scv channels, no newspapers..i realised im getting detached from the world outside, losing track of my surroundings. was only recently told of the now-famous RI teacher who posted on his blog a declaration of his homosexuality. it supposedly created such a stir that his blog hits momentarily, for a few hours rivalled Singapore's Next Top Blog and he was forced to remove it by 'higher powers'. (read it here) the 3 main takeaway i got from the post:

(1) why does he speak like he's some superhero, in that his declaration is crucial to the basic existence of mankind. as if him coming out of the closet is akin to spidey removing his mask.
(2) first he said "The teachings of the world’s great religious traditions offer many words of wisdom, but the interpretations of their human followers are not infallible." then he went on to say "As Jesus said in his Sermon on the Mount, we must love our neighbors as ourselves. It is a simple teaching, but one that’s rarely followed by those who seek to oppress people different from themselves." if he's going to talk about others' wrong interpretations, his attempt to interpret anything shouldn't be as horribly wrong and out of context as what he posted.
(3) and on his gayness, how would he have come about if his dad ended up with the kopitiam uncle instead. sorry but i'm a true-blue advocate of heterosexuality and no, i don't believe you can be born gay, it's 100% nurture. his RI students have come out saying they will 'always be behind him'. it's probably cause being infront of him exposes themselves to potentially penetrating trouble.

on a lighter note, a new series of Temptation Isteen is about to be launched on Bigbros. in Episode 1, Temptation Isteen: Canteen 2.
not-so-secret location: hall 2.
add-on oomph: atm, barber, supermarket.
myriad of temptations: waffle, western food, residents of sports and high-profiled halls 2 & 6, sportsmen and women from SRC in their singlets and sportswear showing off their toned and rippling muscles(at times coated with perspiration, if you're lucky.), and soccer guys.
celebrity equivalent who'll be spotted there: Becks and Posh Spice, Maria Sharapova.

overview: with the draw of high-profiled sporting players and their hot bods that accompany, canteen 2 is undoubtedly becoming the place to be seen, especially at dinner and supper times after training sessions.
Temptation Isteen Factor: 9.1/10

Earthly sufferings.

holla once again to our newly-recruited fanbase and other avid daily readers. indeed it has been some time, but unknown to many, the World of Bigbros has been rocked by a few major incidents. as affairs of the underworld are not openly publicised to the general public, it is with discretion and assumed-confidentiality that i'm sharing this with you on this highly exclusive & private domain.


in the past, bigbros have never been plagued by any form of illnesses and diseases. the World of Bigbros has always been free of all Earthly sufferings, despair, disappointments. but after a particular incident, things were never the same.. let me tell you a story:


once upon a time, the scene was set in NTU, X kor was walking along South Spine. then he walk walk walk then he met this girl. he thought normal girl then he thought 'wah , jude jude.' as uncontainable-lust blinded his highly-discerning nature, he didn't realise that she was actually the 美如天仙阿里巴巴什么都管女神(pretty-like-anything-alibaba-everything-also-care-female-diety)。hence, he went forward and used the World of Bigbros Jio Chai Mi Ji Method 1, the Head Manoeuvre. for the uninitiated, the following is a brief preview:


step1) force your eyes Wide open and always maintain 1 eye at 110% of the other eye. Tilt your head with the bigger eye towards your prey. do not smile. stare intensely(ala scolfield in prison break) below is a graphical illustration:

step2) jiggle your head following this beat: back & forth 2 times in a sec, break for 2 secs. do 3 reps to complete 1 set. repeat set if necessary.


normally when X kor utilises this method, at the 2nd rep he would have totally swept the helplessly innocent girl off her feet, to a never before experienced realm. But! this was no normal girl. so she played along and told X kor "ehh. you damn beng leh." X kor was taken aback. no one has ever spoken to him in this way. how can someone confuse the high profiled underworld bigbros of the World of Bigbros with the xiao hun hun ahbengs of the voiddecks. nevermind. he liked the challenge. he entered into his 2nd phase of assault. he decided to jump the gun and employ the World of Bigbros Jio Chai Mi Ji Method 4, the Negs (negative remarks).

Lo and behold, he didn't know he was up against 美如天仙阿里巴巴什么都管女神, and she went on to cast an irreversible spell on World of Bigbros. The End.


as a result of this, a certain Y kor has been down with fever and Z kor has been down with stomach flu. N.B. stomach flu really no joke, seriously down for 3 days 3 nights of vomiting and diarrhoea, tested and proven by Z kor. we at World of Bigbros are now able to better understand your Earthly pains and sufferings, and relate to you on a more personal level. maybe we should thank X kor.


[the above story is entirely based on real events and happenings in NBS. any resemblance to persons is, however, still purely coincidental and highly regrettable.]

Runway LKC

topics of the underworld ranges widely, where a large spectrum of ideas and opinions flood our overly-sophisticated minds. ti kor recently shared with me his views on tuesday lectures in NBS(nanyang business school[biz school of the year]) where Lee Kong Chian lecture theatre gets transformed into our very own Runway LKC.

the very same business students you see in army singlets, fbt shorts, and slippers, come decked in their finest outfits on this very day, to see and be seen. their heads slightly tilted as they sashay down the corridors of LKC before lecture begins. latecomers are like the special appearance segment, where all eyes fixate on them as they pretend to nonchalantly look for their friends, while actually immersing themselves in the attention, as though thousands of cameras were flashing off at them. theme every tuesday "dress, to impress."

some interesting figures spotted on Runway LKC: 1) the dyed hair doer. i mean dying your hair is one thing. but dying it green or purple brings it to a whole new level. and its long streaks of purple, not shortly spiked. i.e.

2) the jc school uniformers. call it o.g bonding. call it attention deficiency. call it old skool. these groups of people bring about nostalgia, and when pulled off some jcs' uniforms can really turn on the heat for some people(no effect on the bigbros, obviously).

3) the skinny jeaners. yes who can forget the rise of the skinny jeans. rumour has is that a certain Mr Skinnny Jeans single-handledly brought this fashion accessory to life in sajc, and now..ntu. so skinny it's spelt skinnny, Mr Skinnny Jeans was reportedly quoted "wa sometimes really skinny till pain". a quick poll of the audience revealed that 95% of viewers could identify Mr Skinnny Jeans just by this view alone:

being a member of the world of bigbros, my highly resourceful nature has resulted in me digging up a picture of the highly-acclaimed superhero. (the photo has been badly vandalised as the widely-renowned Mr Baggy Jeans was supposedly pissed off with this whole hoo-ha.) try spotting him next tuesday.actual photos might find its way onto bigbros.blogspot in the days to come so be around for the glamourized photoshoot of Runway LKC.

greetings

Since our main brain hao ge (who the hell gave him that name, which district is he in charge of?) has got our latest and hippest innovation which is bigbros.blogspot.com going, I shall show some support to him by inserting some input of my own admidst the numerous accounting and financial management tutorials that are piling up.

Greetings to one and all, be it friends, fans,somebody who do not want to be left out of any conversation talking about stuff that is hip and cool, or any major conglomerate who's looking at opportunities to cash in on websites with potentially astronomical numbers in terms of traffic. Let me do a self introduction of myself. I'm widely known as Ti Kor, Serangoon district branch leader. Some also refer me as my alias bigbrohu. Yes, you are right there. Author of the famous bigbrohu.blogspot.com, apologies if I've taken too long of a break not updating that website, various school and gang commitments have kept my hands full for the past month or so.

In any case, my role in bigbros.blogspot.com (not in any way associated to bangbros.com) is mainly as a consultant as our hao ge has little prior knowledge to blogging, however, do not be disappointed as I will still continue to post entries here once in a while and also I will keep a tight rein on Hao ge's entries.

Look out for further entries in this space.
Peace out.